The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.
by KyDandi April 3, 2022
a white guy from alabama that skates and eats everything. he’s nice sometimes. his brother or sister is a million times hotter than him, but he’s still cute though.
john michael’s a cutie
by younggayone October 7, 2019
John Michael is an amazing man of God! He has the voice of an Angel and is very genuine. He cares so much for people and loves his family and friends so much! He has beautiful long black hair and big brown eyes. If you know John Michael then you are in for a wild ride! Oh, and NEVER put him in the friend zone!
"Hey, I heard a new song today. Butterfly by John Michael! It's so good."
"John Michael makes me a better person"
"John Michael makes me a better person"
by Jesuslover09 November 24, 2021
Alright, so John Michael likes to go by John.. He may seem "not that bad" when you first get to know him, but then you realize there is a reason for that cover-up..... John is really flirtatious and in all honesty, he's really dirty minded. He likes getting high, and to be honest, I like being around him when he's high. He's cool and fun to hang out with, but sometimes he gets a little too flirty with me.. He likes using any of your kinks or sexual interests against you, and he goes too far with them, often. Not going to lie, he's a pretty good dick size, maybe about 8", but don't let that be all you're taking interest in him for. After seeing the way he acts around people he likes, and being his friend and all of that, I think that I can tell you that he's truly an amazing guy at heart, and once he likes a girl, it's not for their body, it's for their personality. He loves a cherishes every moment with her and wishes that those moments would never end. Anyways, if you ever meet him, I highly recommend being friends with the guy, and maybe in the future, being more would be a necessity.
"Oh my god, John Michael flirts beyond too much! He likes getting too physical with his friends, y'know?"
"Oh, god, not this conversation, again..."
"What? He does it a lot!"
"Oh, god, not this conversation, again..."
"What? He does it a lot!"
by harley_simp December 27, 2022
Small guy but huge heart! Has a bigger hammer than thor. Rejects all the ladies because he has to many to choose from. He is an all around good guy and will do anything for his friends and family. The type of guy that will probably win the lottery one day. Amazing at sports and making love! Hairy!
"John-Michael is so sexy!"
"John-Michael nipped a nasty goal!"
"If your looking for John-Michael try your mother's cell number!"
"John-Michael nipped a nasty goal!"
"If your looking for John-Michael try your mother's cell number!"
by Sean Paulo November 23, 2021
by whatyoulikeyou September 19, 2020