"Did you hear Chase Garbers broke his wrist while fingering a vagina?"
"You are what you get injured by, and I always knew that Brahmas QB was a pussy"
"You are what you get injured by, and I always knew that Brahmas QB was a pussy"
by Smartest Man in History May 24, 2024
Get the You are what you get injured bymug. For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)
So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.
So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.
Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...
Ok here we go.
A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"
B: "Really! Woah!"
A: laughs.
B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!
A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"
B: Really!
A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"
Ok here we go.
A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"
B: "Really! Woah!"
A: laughs.
B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!
A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"
B: Really!
A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"
by Remakulingo March 10, 2009
Get the Injured Snailmug. by Callyce01 August 8, 2019
Get the Injured Listmug.