YouTube Hostage

When someone forces you to watch a YouTube video that you have no interest in watching, and you feel that it would rude and awkward to decline.

Tim: Hey John, check out this YouTube of Snail migration, it's hilarious.

*shoves phone/tablet/computer in John's face*
*12 minutes later*
John: yeah that was interesting...
Tim: let me show you another one!

John: Dude you can't just take me YouTube Hostage like that, you are wasting valuable moments of my life here.

by Demondeaconjh September 4, 2015

hostage game

There are 4 people to a car, two are drivers and the other two are the hostages. There are a total of two cars, the other teams hostages will get into the other car with the other team and that team will go and hide their hostages. Once both teams had hid their hostages, then they will meet back at "base camp" and race to find the hostages on their team, the first one back to "base camp" wins.

My friends and I played hostage game last week, Tom had to walk home because no one could figure out where he was.

by trs1237 July 18, 2017

chocolate hostage

An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.

Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.

by Nick May 4, 2004

Hostage vegan

(noun) an otherwise omnivorous or culinarily ambivalent person who does not consume, use or eat any animal products, not out of moral protest or compassion for animals, but through persistent force of their girlfriend's will (the hostage vegan can be male, female, or transgendered, but the captor is generally female.)

(note: plural 'hostage vegans' is practically impossible except in open/poly relationships)

Miniature torches kept several trays of pulled pork and arracheras warm, but despite his hunger, Darren, a hostage vegan of three months, waited in the corner with his arms crossed, turning down various plates passed his way by well-intending party-goers, idly checking his phone to see if Rachel, his girlfriend, had texted.

by pandroid October 12, 2014

Hostage farter

To lay on someone and proceed to fart on them. While continuing to lay on them. Making them unable to get up and remove them self from the fart stench

On my favorite show Before the 90 days, Mike is a hostage farter. He laid on Ximena farted & stayed on top of her. She was not happy with his grossness.

by Nattie Boom January 28, 2022

Verbal hostage

When someone backs you into a corner during conversation leaving you with no correct response to a question or comment.

I'm not sure what you want me to say because since you're keeping me as a verbal hostage there isn't much for me to say.

by Supreme Kai August 26, 2017

poop hostage

While in the bathroom, beginning to poop, you feel the rumbling and are about to unleash a fury of noise and smells, suddenly someone comes in and you have to stop and hold it until they leave. Usually in a smaller office, and they'd know who was making the sounds/smells.

I was about to let it go when the general manager walked in, he had on those fancy shoes, he held me poop hostage until I heard the door close.

by EMNM June 2, 2008