Simultaneously high-fiving someone, grabbing their ass, and handing them money for an unrelated purpose.
"Did you remember to pay the water bill today?" "Fer shure. The clerk said he was having a bad week, though, so I made it a High-Low-Here-Ya-Go."
by antipedanti February 23, 2012
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A kick to the nuts. Refers to the five toes of the kicker's foot rising up to mash the two testicles of the recipient's ball-bag.
When my boss called me into the office to review my job performance, she said that if I'd spent more time working than reading Urban Dictionary, I'd still have a job on Monday. It was a real high-five to the low-two.
by TerribleDH March 6, 2011
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