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Harrison High School 

Shitty ass high school located in harrison nj and are the rivals of Kearny high school in Nj, The soccer team is dog shit and lost to Kearny in Hudson County Championship by 2-1 and lost IN THEIR OWN TERRITORY!!! Honestly so embarrassing for them and soooo funny but KEARNY WILL FOREVER BE ON TOP!!!! HARRISONK
person 1- yo I forgot who won the championship?
Person 2- kearny bro the Harrison high school took the biggest L

harrison high school 

(kennesaw) high school where 1 out of 10 people are black, and 1 out of every 2 blacks think theyre ghetto but 0% of of those niggers are actually ghetto. youll see the whitest kid living in a big ass house but thinks hes hood, shi youll see a nigga in an even bigger house who thinks hes even more hood. the people that know they aint hood usually end up doing coke at parties anyways so you gotta pick ur poison.
harrison high school is full of bops
harrison high school by yunin March 3, 2025

Harrison Central High School

The school with possibly the biggest percent of fake Barbie girls, and douche bag guys. If you don't party every weekend, smoke, or drink, or are a virgin, you're a loser. There's a fight almost every week. At the school or on Facebook. We've been on the national news for our cheese sandwiches for lunch. You can rarely trust anyone there.

Our football team went from going undefeated, to losing almost every single game. Same with our basketball team. The cheerleaders have gotten better than they used to be.
The sport with the most accomplishments would probably be cross country. Though apparently, if it isn't football or basketball, no one cares. If you're a good athlete you can do whatever you want.

Everyone has had a rumor spread about them. No one really cares about anyone else but theirselves. It's very rare to find a non-failing relationship without cheating, or lying.

It sucks.
Person 1: "What school do you go to?"
Person 2: "Harrison Central High School."
Person 1: "Sucks to be you."

Harrison Central HighSchool 

Updated (2021)

Harrison Central. A place where black people can be racist, but whites can’t say sh:t back. A place where your either a country boy/girl, a wannabe thug/gang banger, gay/lesbian, preppy, or a nerd. A place where nobody actually cares about any sport, they just go to hang out with friends. A place where you will most likely get barked at by one of the emo girls. Every dude says they want to fight eachother, but don’t do shit. Some teachers care, but most are there just there for a paycheck. A place where you’ll see your fair share of fights, you’ll see some country boys in their boots and trucks.

You may or may not see one of the 40 year old male teachers look below the waist of a freshman girl.... (not going to name him altho I should)

If you are white and wear anything Trump related, get prepared for your black teacher to not like you the rest of the semester, and a dude saying “i outa smack dat shih right off yo gotdam white ass head.” (Happened to me) So yea, most girls are fake, and most boys are just hormonal teens that try to sleep with every girl that makes eye contact with them.
“Why did I write this long paragraph about Harrison central highschool?”
Cuz I saw one about stone and wanted to do it”
Oh... cool”