Haagen all the Dazs 

The act of unfairly monopolizing an activity, especially a rotation-based periodically individual activity such as eating ice cream.

Dude, you're like a black hole. Every time the ice cream gets to you, it just stops. Quit Haagen all the Dazs! Step your game up, Bro!

Haagen all the Dazs by Stur-DP July 2, 2011

dazs your haagen 

a code word for masturbation. one of many slangs for the word.

-did you dazs your haagen last night?

-yup i beat the meat

-you choked the chicken?

-i sure spanked that monkey

..etc, etc, etc

dazs your haagen by Myspace Joe September 7, 2008