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hilarian

My sister came up with this word to describe me when she was about eight years old. It is a portmanteau combining "hilarious" and "comedian." It is used sarcastically conveying the idea that "although you think you're funny, you're not."
Dude: Jack be not nimble; Jack be not quick; Jack couldn't jump over that there candlestick.
Bro: Hilarious, dude.
Dude: I'm a poet, I knows it.
Bro: Yeah, you're a real hilarian.
by J No Period November 4, 2020
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Halalify

To make proper or ritually pure or eat food conforming to dietary Islamic laws.
Some food industries don't halalify meat
by Abdi Mahad October 20, 2012
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Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal

The iconic Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a common staple of Penn State dining. Everyday, cheerful students walk in one of many of Penn State's commons and come out grim-faced. That's when you know they were grilled chicken thigh halaled. Why? It is not only obsessively re-served over other foods that dining knows students enjoy far more over the poor chickens which probably were not even slaughtered halal-style, it also just does not taste good. Eating cardboard with salt and pepper is more preferable to Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal.

The Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a perfect example of one man's trash, another man's trash. To feed the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal to anyone is essentially the equivalent of wishing them a terrible life.

If you see the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal, run, and keep your mouth closed. Before you know it, you have a giant chicken thigh inside your throat.
Freshman: "What the hell is this sad compostable pile of shit?"
Senior: "Oh, that's the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal. We don't talk about the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal."
Freshman: "Why do they serve it?"
Senior: "Beats me. I'm not gonna miss it when I graduate."
by Lexatic September 23, 2020
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halal

a far more amusing and original way of saying
allow. Used mainly among the white population of South London.
Person 1: That man is too fat to fit into the roller coaster, even with 3 people trying to push him into the car, lets laugh.

Person 2 (sympathizing with the fat man): .............Halal.............
by ka-jay-jay August 18, 2008
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Hilaire

French variance means cheerful- usually loves to watch Steve Harvey’s Family Feud’s Funniest Moments. Kind soul very funny!
Always a Hilaire to be around!”
by ScaryStomps June 30, 2020
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So not halal mode

A term used to describe a usually inappropriate action
Ben Dover: Bro, did you see Emily’s new bikini picture, it’s so hot dude ong 🥵🥵
Joe: Hey, that’s so not halal mode. Let’s keep it halal from here on
by Demarcuscousinsthethird December 17, 2021
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Hila Kleiner

A loyal devotee of the Godess herself, Hila Klein of h3h3. The term was coined as a parody of "Jake Paulers," better known as retards.
"What's up, Hila Kleiners?"
by Ded Hors Saloon February 2, 2018
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