Guitard

A retard that tries to play the guitar but fails like all retards do.
by EMRAT February 19, 2003
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guitarded

The inevitable state attained when a normally skilled guitar player loses said skill after over-imbibing in alcohol and/or other narcotics, and can no longer play a normally easy song or riff.

Note: normally this is used only by the guitar player him/herself, as those in the vicinity are likely also too inebriated to notice the guitardedness.
1)Fuck! I'm guitarded. 2)I'll play you this song unless I'm already too guitarded.
by Kdott December 03, 2006
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Guitarded

A person who thinks he's/she's cool because they play guitar.
Stop being so guitarded, you can barely play that thing!
by Stuart Mizrahi August 29, 2008
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guitarded

means retarded but with a guitar.
hey dat was soo guitarded.
by jk October 28, 2004
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Guitarded

1. The act of being mentally altered and attempting to play more than you can with a guitar.

2. When the drummer in your band mis-speaks and is caught and the rest of the guys morph the word into something stoneriphic
When i tried to play that solo i got all "guitarded"
by Aggressive Betty February 02, 2006
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Guitarded

To have no dexterity at the Playstation 2 game guitar hero 1 or 2.
OR

To be just plain bad and have no talent at guitar hero, like Mrs. Peck.
Mrs. Peck did an abysmal job at guitar hero 2, she got booed off of the stage so fast, i swear that she's guitarded.
by Steven "Poseidon" Segura March 21, 2007
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Guitard

Someone who must alway start a fight over getting to play the "Guitar" over the "Bass" when playing Guitar Hero, or Rock Band.

Also See Basstard
Joe: I am playing guitar, the bass is stupid so you can play it.

Mike: Quit being such a Guitard, We can switch every other song
by Gamewizard 546 September 21, 2009
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