Granola Face (Syndrome)
Granola Face (Syndrome) by adrianux101 April 14, 2010
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Smooth Crunchy Granola
Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class
"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."
Smooth Crunchy Granola by klezmoreh98 January 24, 2024
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granolasexual
A heterosexual woman who is often mistaken for a lesbian. A woman who likes men but also happens to enjoy a vegan diet, loves intramural sports, and hates wearing make-up. The term was coined by New York comedian Rachael Parenta.
Stephanie loved playing flag football and hiking on weekends but she had trouble finding a boyfriend until her best friend pointed out that she was kind of a granolasexual.
granolasexual by toysrdave October 18, 2010