whiskey goosebumps

When you take a shot of whiskey and you have to swallow it twice, which gives you sweaty teeth and goosebumps all over your body.

Oh wow that one went down well it looks like

No actually, it gave me whiskey goosebumps

by TaintMisbehavin May 23, 2022

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Goosebumps

When you get a chill, your skin will form these dumb, unnecessary bumps that showcases to everyone around you, that you’re a gay cunt who’s cold.
Moral of the story, get a fucking jacket because no one likes a pussy.

Steve: Oi cunt, are you fucking cold? 😂
Jazza: No, cunt. What are you on? Only pussy’s are cold. I think YOU are.
Steve: Cunt. I can see your fucking goosebumps from here!

by That Great Cunt April 8, 2019

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