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Glizzied

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When you are presented with a tip option screen at an establishment such as a coffee shop. The clerk simply handed you a cup of coffee. The tip options are 15%, 25% and 35% or No Tip. You stare them in the eyes and click no tip. They have just been glizzied.
Man they flipped the tablet toward me for a tip after only handing me a cup that I had to fill myself. I locked eyes with that bastard and glizzied the fuck out of him.
by James prince 686 November 18, 2023
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Shizzies and Gizzies

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"Shizzies and gizzies" is a term employed in a humorous or whimsical manner, lacking a specific literal definition. It is used to allude to something the speaker perceives as absurd, unconventional, or possibly even as a nonsensical rationale for their actions. This term contributes to the comedic and playful nature of the dialogue, involving wordplay where the exact meaning may not be intended to be taken literally.
Person A: "Why did you paint your room all in polka dots?"
Person B: "Two reasons, buddy. Shizzies and gizzies."

In this example, Person B's response doesn't actually explain why they painted their room in polka dots. Instead, they use "shizzies and gizzies" to humorously imply that their decision was based on unconventional or nonsensical reasons. It's a lighthearted way of attributing their action to something whimsical and undefined.
by Davellin August 29, 2023
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