fudge packer

1. One of the many varying jobs of a usually underworked and underpaid Oompa Loompa. Fudgepacking is considered a very tedious job for a Oompa Loompa, involving them scurrying back and forth to pack the delicious Wonka Fudge into cardboard boxes.
Oompa Loompa 1: Goddammit, I've been assigned Fudgepacker today.
Oompa Loompa 2: When that nigga Wonka paying us anyways?
Oompa Loompa 1: He gives us cacao beans as payments remember?
Oompa Loompa 2: Well then fuck dat nigga!
by Droppin Knowledge August 21, 2005
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a man who engages in anal sex. Typically a gay man. Comes from the act of the penis packing the crap(fudge)tight by pumping his penis in and out of someones ass.
by Phi January 15, 2004
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that boy is one dirty fudge packer
by andy October 24, 2003
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one who packs fudge, on an assembly line. Possibly at a chocolate factory.
Me: Hey, my bro mike just got a job at the chocolate factory.

J: AW DUDE, MIKE'S A FUDGE PACKER
by Evan is Hella Tight April 18, 2008
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A guy who has spent more time with men pumping semen into his ass and mouth than with his own penis inside of a woman. If he's very dedicated and really gets "into it", he probably has "bareback" or unprotected sex, which he prefers for the sensation of his partner's throbbing member rubbing against and stimulating his prostate, which serves as his male g-spot, as well as the feeling of having his rectum filled with semen, which is known colloquially among gays as "getting bred".
Jake's a fudge packer. He got busted by the cops in the park while naked and bent over with Ben's dick up his ass.
by Me Is Who I Are May 09, 2020
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A person who packages fudge.
Linda is a fudge-packer. She works at the fudge factory down the street.
by eSouth March 19, 2005
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A male who enjoys compressing another males shit in his anal cavity
Elton John loves to compress his young boyfriends fudge!

Hes the biggest fudge packer ever!
by Paul Mol. March 21, 2006
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