Bum-fuck Nowhere

A scale mainly used in the New Zealand backcountry to describe the remoteness of a location. This tends to be calculated based on how long it’d take you to travel human powered with the gear you have to the nearest state/national highway.

Mate, this has to be at least a fuckin 9.6 on the Bum-fuck nowhere scale…

by Big O Dowie January 03, 2025

bumble fuck nowhere

Living more then five minutes from a dollar general store

You live in bumble fuck nowhere.

by Randy layhee 699669 February 20, 2023

In the middle of butt fuck nowhere

When one is in the middle of nowhere

I was walking in the field when I noticed I was in the middle of butt fuck nowhere

by Jungusboi December 08, 2024