Female Freshman Syndrome

Female Freshman Syndrome is the realization from women after they get to college they they are not just going to walk into Mr. Right on the first day of classes, this usually happens around finals first semester, and leaves the women in a very emotionally exposed state an will turn many a good girl into a crazy slut.

Jenny thought she would find her future husband as soon as she got to college. When finals came up freshman year, she contracted Female Freshman Syndrome and realized that this wouldn't happen. She is now one of the craziest girls in the whole class

by Guytiredofthisshit December 7, 2013

Freshman Slayer

An upper classman who takes the liberty of manipulating as many freshman as they can to become widely known on Facebook.

"Damn, heard he's a freshman slayer......" "Like his Facebook status bro."

by batking27 May 24, 2012

freshman senator

a Newly elected senator

any new senator ex. jeff addler is a freshman senator

by Stanzz September 28, 2006

Freshman Seventy

The 70 people you add on Facebook before you start college who you've never met but you're friends with just because you'll be graduating at the same time.

John: Hey! You're friends with Suzie Q. too?
Jim: Who? Oh, I just added her when I started Facebook, I don't know her.
John: Oh, the freshman seventy strikes again.

by ringring November 4, 2008

freshman schemer

The highest ranking officer in the scheming scale, followed by S.I.T.'s, schemers in training. Nightly phone calls are mandatory to touch base on the days activities. Many tasks must be completed in order to become a true schemer.

The freshman schemers spent two hours discussing the day's lunch period.

by Shelton December 31, 2007

Freshman skip day

Freshman everywhere across the United States skip school on February 28 every year

Hey it’s national freshman skip day

Me: really bet get all of our freinds to skip then

by Jhas February 28, 2020

Freshman smirk

a term described by math teachers, where only the freshman are the only ones who have it, and it portrays them as devilish, sneaky, and ones who are trying to get away with something sinister.

Anandus gave his teacher the freshman smirk when he told him that he liked the homework.

by mathematician March 22, 2012