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Strawberry Music Festival 

The funnest festival in the world, located at Camp Mather, Yosemite National Park twice a year on Memorial Day and Labor Day. All the songs are bluegrass and you can just relax for 4 perfect days of pure bliss =D
Cece: You goin to Strawberry Music Festival this year?
Sage: No it's lame, I'd much rather hang out with you!!

Everyone else: Idiots.
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Middle-Eastern Shit Festival 

1. A poorly organized event
2. Anything that does not go according to plan for the worse
The food was cold and the DJ showed up an hour late; prom was a middle-eastern shit festival

Sasquatch! Music Festival 

A gathering of mostly 18-25 year old hipsters at the Gorge, in George, Washington. The Columbia River provides a gorgeous backdrop to this festival of drunk and high hippies, and fun "indie" bands. If you are bothered by the smoke from weed, you might want to skip Sasquatch!
"Oh yup!, my parents just got me tickets to go to Sasquatch! Music Festival"
"Me too, bro! We are gonna get SHWASTED!

sausage festival 

He had a fuckin' great time at the sausage festival.

He liked the hot Italian one's best.

Midwest Ski Film Festival 

the Annual Midwest Ski Film Festival in Milwaukee Wisconsin. Hosted yearly with the best Ski Movies of the year. The largest ski film festival in the entire midwest bringing in people from multiple states.
Hey, lets go to the Midwest Ski Film Festival
Midwest Ski Film Festival by Davie99 November 18, 2009

Sun God Festival 

A Yearly Festival at the University of California which offers many different activities for one to partake in. This event is an extreme waste of UCSD's budget and the main reason that Tuition goes up.
UCSD Administration 1: We don't have enough Money for Sun God Festival

UCSD Administration 2: Just raise Tuition

East Side Taco Festival 

Taco Festival on the East Side of San Jose, CA. Hosted by Movable Feast.
Person 1: Yo, I hear theres a jump off going on right now called East Side Taco Festival.
Person 2: Yeah it's Movable Feast, so you know it's hella good!
Person 1: ESSJ x MF!
East Side Taco Festival by ufo8mykat September 8, 2011