Femur Mist

When a man's leg is blown to bits.

"Too bad that man's leg was made Femur Mist when he stepped on that landmine, could of pulled some info from em'"

by D-16451 May 10, 2020

Femur OBryan

Mythical Timid like creature said to habit the French Alps and was thought to bring injury, misfortune and broken bones to those who crossed its path.

Dios mio may the lord protect us on this mountain crossing from the Femur OBryan (FemBry)

by Dr Tard March 8, 2016

Fracture of femur

“Fracture a femur” is just like “Break a leg”
But more detailed “go fracture a femur!”

“As someone goes on stage”
Person: Fracture of femur!
“Wha.....”

by Spaced out of my mind November 21, 2020

-touches femur bone-

This term is used in a role play situation. Mostly used by furries the term, “touches femur bone” is used in a formal role play situation.

Bob: Howdy, you lookin darn tootin cute. Furry: -touches femur bone-

by stalebagel February 14, 2021

femur fan

A person with a particular fascination with the muscles and flesh that surrounds the femur. These people would be referred to as thigh guys or girls.

“1. What do you like more, thighs or ass?” “2.Thighs” “1. Really?” “2.What can I say, I’m a femur fan”

by thethighguy06 June 6, 2024

femur pasta

1. Pasta made of pure human femurs, an Italian delicacy
2. A member of the 18+ Discord server, "Another Fucking Server".

1. They're serving femur pasta at the family reunion!
2. femur pasta is in gen chat.

by oh- September 30, 2020