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-touches femur bone-

This term is used in a role play situation. Mostly used by furries the term, “touches femur bone” is used in a formal role play situation.
Bob: Howdy, you lookin darn tootin cute. Furry: -touches femur bone-
by stalebagel February 14, 2021
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Fracture of femur

Fracture a femur” is just like “Break a leg
But more detailed “go fracture a femur!”
“As someone goes on stage
Person: Fracture of femur!
“Wha.....”
by Spaced out of my mind November 21, 2020
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1987 Bulbous Femur

The sexual act shitting on person 1’s face, then that person would inhale and burp. The burp would be collected in a jar and placed in the freezer. Then, person 2 would lick person 1’s dick, while person 1 is pissing. This would go on for an hour. After, person 1 would grab the frozen burp jar from the freezer, and throw up in the jar. They would also mix in raw eggs, sliced apples, and black olives. Person 1 would then pour the paste into person 2’s asshole. Once poured completely, person 2 would shove a dildo up their ass.
Ex: Yo dude wanna 1987 Bulbous Femur?
by the worst things ever done August 24, 2025
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Feburary 1st

This day is for the more superior. People with a birthday on this day are amazing and doing great in life. Its also national steal a hoodie day! Go get that mans/womans hoodie!
by Dayacheese❤ November 5, 2019
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Felur

Nickname given to "General of 19 yr old army" by his wife
Ohhh My, Felur !!!
by Urbanruralman February 6, 2020
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