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big fatty boom batty

A smokable containing the herbs of life, rolled to the size of giant tampon or baseball bat.
1. Scenario : Two lads preparing to play a popular football computer game.
" Before I beat you senseless, I need to skin up "
" I think you're mistaken, for it is I who will be doing the beating. Just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. How much you got left? "
" Enough for one and a bit. Can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services I gave her while you were with my mum. How 'bout you?"
" Same. "
" Fuck it! Lets just put 'em together and make a BIG FATTY BOOM BATTY. "
" Nice. "
" No, what's nice is my new sheep skin carpet. Have you felt how soft it is? "
" Not yet, but I was planning on wiping my arse with it later.
by Mr.E.Man January 16, 2007
mugGet the big fatty boom battymug.

Fatty Fatty Boom Batty

An extreamly fat human.
by alisha November 29, 2002
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three finger fatty bo batty

A giant, three finger pinch of snuff usually taken by someone who comes up and asks to bum a pinch off of you. He'll come up and ask, then take half your can in a single pinch.
Koby: "Hey man, can I get a pinch of snuff from you?"
Steve: "Yeah, but don't be takin' no three finger fatty bo batty."
by truthpolicemotherfucker September 24, 2019
mugGet the three finger fatty bo battymug.

big fatty boom batty

1. A smokable containing the herbs of life, rolled to the size of giant tampon or baseball bat.
1. Scenario : Two lads preparing to play a popular football computer game.
" Before I beat you senseless, I need to skin up "
" I think you're mistaken, for it is I who will be doing the beating. Just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. How much you got left? "
" Enough for one and a bit. Can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services I gave her while you were with my mum. How 'bout you?"
" Same. "
" Fuck it! Lets just put 'em together and make a BIG FATTY BOOM BATTY. "
" Nice. "
" No, what's nice is my new sheep skin carpet. Have you felt how soft it is? "
" Not yet, but I was planning on wiping my arse with it later. "
by Mr.E.Man December 10, 2008
mugGet the big fatty boom battymug.

Fatty with no batty

Youre a fucking fatty with no batty!
by kakchow May 22, 2024
mugGet the Fatty with no battymug.

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