Farmington, NM

A medium sized city located near the 4 corners. This city is known for its large natural gas fields, the connie mack world series, and a large population of natives and mormons. People who live here generally have a bad attitude and drive lifted diesel trucks that they think are race cars. You can find many flat billed monster hats, white framed sunglasses, and other dudebra apparel here. Many people in farmington live under the false impression that they are big city folk, when in reality they are rednecks pretending they are from california. Nicknames for this town include: failtown, f town, and fml town. Luckily for the rest of the US, most people who live there, end up staying there forever. There is always big talk of moving to large cities, but in reality, no one ever leaves. This helps to keep crappy 6 year old fashion trends from spreading out across the US again.

Yeah, that guy is definitely from Farmington, NM

Farmington, NM by philyo March 4, 2011

Farmington, Missouri 

Also known as Farm Town, it's a small town about an hour south of St. Louis.

It has about 15,000 people, who are generally nice. Most are religious, because Farmington's right in the middle of the Bible belt. A lot are into country, hunting, fishing, and farming (hence the name Farmington).

The high school has about 1200+ students, who are basically full of every stereotype. Dumb jocks, bitchy popular girls, emo kids... But there's plenty of chill and genuine people too, you just have to find them.

We think we're the best town in the area (if you visit the other towns, you'll see why) so we're generally hated by everyone else. But we're pretty much okay with it. Around town, we have a Wal-Mart, tons of fast food, a Family Fun Center, a Civic Center with an indoor pool and a Water Park, and even a 4-screen movie threatre.

During the first weekend in June, there's Country Days, which has a carnival, a parade, a talent show, a pageant, and more. It's pretty fun, except every bit of white trash crawls out of their holes during Country Days. You will never see such a vast amount of white trash in one place at one time. Prepare yourself.

In general, a good place to grow up, but by the time you're 18, you want nothing more than to get out of here. But lots of people come back. It's so easy to hate it, but it's your hometown. You grow attached nonetheless.

I've grown up in Farmington, Missouri (aka Farm Town), and I'm almost on my way out! I guess I'll see how fucked up I am when I get out into the real world.

Farmington, Missouri by justanotherchick16 October 15, 2011

farmington hills 

city in michigan. about 30-45 mins from detroit. it's pretty lame. home of the farmington school distict. there are 3 high schools:
north - the smart school
harrison - the sports school....it's becoming really ghetto though because lots of people from detroit are coming over
farmington - umm not really known for anything it's all about hhs and nfhs.
there is absolutely nothing to do in farmington hills it is very, very lame. i can't wait to get the hell out of this shithole city.

farmington hills is lame as fuck.

farmington hills by shayyyshayyy October 13, 2008

Farmington Hills 

Not exactly the most perfect city on earth, and NOT FARMINGTON. Located in Oakland County, Michigan, it's suburbia defined. The Farmington Public School district contains three high schools:
North Farmington: Known for lots and lots of fucking. Not kidding. So many pregnant girls, so many STD's. Also known for the greatest GSA around, and lots of openly LGBT students. Pretty sweet in that way, but also full of bitches.
Harrison: The drug school. The dogs and cops get called a TON, full of stoners. There are stoners at the other schools, but this one has the most.
Farmington: Shit, nobody cares about it unless they go, and if they go, they wish they went to HHS or NFHS.

Farmington Hills is not big, not hugely exciting, but pretty epic when you see all the cool people... At North.

Uncool person: "So you're from Farmington?"

Me: "FUCK NO BITCH I LIVE IN FARMINGTON FUCKING HILLS!"

Uncool person: "Jeez, sorry, Farmington Hills."

Person from Harrison: "You feel like soaring?"
Person from North: "Only if we can fuck like rabbits while we're high!"
Person from Farmington: "Dammit, we have no fun."

Farmington Hills by SomeSwagOrSomething January 21, 2011

Farmington New Hampshire 

A place where it is socially acceptable to fuck your relatives and have no teeth. As a matter of fact the town line sign says "Welcome to Farmington, please leave your teeth at the town line"

Farmington New Hampshire: Where the men are men, and sheep run scared

Neil "Gee Bob, I've been wanting to marry my sister for the last 4 years, wonder where I can go to do that"

Bob "Well Neil, I know it's perfectly fine to marry your relatives in Farmington New Hampsire but you may have a hard time understanding the preacher because none of them have teeth"

Farmington New Hampshire by Farmington Hater February 28, 2010

Farmington, New Mexico 

Farmington, New Mexico is a small town in San Juan County. its small and full of Navajos. Its at the corner of New Mexico,
It lays in the four corners. Farmington is small but growing. Farmington High has the "ghetto" kids filld with stoners, skaters, hoochie momma's and wanna be gangsters. Piedra Vista is the ohther high school located far from the city where the rich stuck up kids go to school. Its filled with emos, jocks, gays, lesbians, and bi-sexuals come together. P.V. is the place for the wierd kids and that fat girl who dresses skanky!. Most teens go to tyhe local mall or older then life roller rink for a saturday night hook up. On the saturday nights at the roller rink its filled with pre-teens roaming around. Becarful u mite get a 13yr. old girl who looks 17 and a guy wo is 12 pretending to be 17. When you vists the mall u can see many couples and some that make you think is that a guy or a girl? Farmington is told to be full of witchcraft. Many Navajo people who are old are "traditional" who keep to their ways. Farmington contains 90% Navajo's 10% Mexicans 5% Whites 3% Blacks and 2% Asian all in all Farmington is a shitty lil town whoms towns folks think they own the world and religion rules, with churches in every street corner. Moving to Farmington can be the biggest regret in your life.

Person one:"Where is Farmington??"
Person two"What??"
Person one:"You know Farmington, New Mexico??"
Person two:"OH!! you mean the middle of no where?"
Person one:"exactly"

Farmington, New Mexico by Haru-Chan August 6, 2008

Farmington Hills 

NOT to be MISTAKEN with FARMINGTON, MI. Farmington Hills is a city in the lower Oakland twp. 100% rich suburbia. Hometown of Harrison High School, and North Farmington High School. Mostly consists of RICH Jews, RICH Chaldeans and White Kids.
Majority of the kids have not been past 12 mile but act like it.

Place of dream homes for many in Detroit.

YES....IT IS Considered WEST side by ALL EAST SIDERS...sorry

The other end of the lodge freeway.Only about 19 miles from Downtown Detroit.

Those from Farmington Hills can not stand those from Farmington. and vice a versa.
Tamika: You from Farmington or sumethin?

Jessica: HELL NO....I am from Farmington Hills.

Farmington Hills by YES IT IS ME December 13, 2008