Not exactly the most perfect city on earth, and NOT FARMINGTON. Located in Oakland County, Michigan, it's suburbia defined. The Farmington Public School district contains three high schools:
North Farmington: Known for lots and lots of fucking. Not kidding. So many pregnant girls, so many STD's. Also known for the greatest GSA around, and lots of openly LGBT students. Pretty sweet in that way, but also full of bitches.
Harrison: The drug school. The dogs and cops get called a TON, full of stoners. There are stoners at the other schools, but this one has the most.
Farmington: Shit, nobody cares about it unless they go, and if they go, they wish they went to HHS or NFHS.
Farmington Hills is not big, not hugely exciting, but pretty epic when you see all the cool people... At North.
North Farmington: Known for lots and lots of fucking. Not kidding. So many pregnant girls, so many STD's. Also known for the greatest GSA around, and lots of openly LGBT students. Pretty sweet in that way, but also full of bitches.
Harrison: The drug school. The dogs and cops get called a TON, full of stoners. There are stoners at the other schools, but this one has the most.
Farmington: Shit, nobody cares about it unless they go, and if they go, they wish they went to HHS or NFHS.
Farmington Hills is not big, not hugely exciting, but pretty epic when you see all the cool people... At North.
Uncool person: "So you're from Farmington?"
Me: "FUCK NO BITCH I LIVE IN FARMINGTON FUCKING HILLS!"
Uncool person: "Jeez, sorry, Farmington Hills."
Person from Harrison: "You feel like soaring?"
Person from North: "Only if we can fuck like rabbits while we're high!"
Person from Farmington: "Dammit, we have no fun."
Me: "FUCK NO BITCH I LIVE IN FARMINGTON FUCKING HILLS!"
Uncool person: "Jeez, sorry, Farmington Hills."
Person from Harrison: "You feel like soaring?"
Person from North: "Only if we can fuck like rabbits while we're high!"
Person from Farmington: "Dammit, we have no fun."
by SomeSwagOrSomething January 20, 2011
a.) a small village in the middle of nowhere if you blink you pass it
b.) a small town with only two roads going in and out of it
c.) a small place where all you see in either direction is farms
b.) a small town with only two roads going in and out of it
c.) a small place where all you see in either direction is farms
1: did you see that little town we just past?
2: what town I didn't see anything but farms
1: you must have blinked then we just past West Farmington
2: what town I didn't see anything but farms
1: you must have blinked then we just past West Farmington
by Michie321dgfjsrtfjzafgjdtykdch January 31, 2009
NOT to be MISTAKEN with FARMINGTON, MI. Farmington Hills is a city in the lower Oakland twp. 100% rich suburbia. Hometown of Harrison High School, and North Farmington High School. Mostly consists of RICH Jews, RICH Chaldeans and White Kids.
Majority of the kids have not been past 12 mile but act like it.
Place of dream homes for many in Detroit.
YES....IT IS Considered WEST side by ALL EAST SIDERS...sorry
The other end of the lodge freeway.Only about 19 miles from Downtown Detroit.
Majority of the kids have not been past 12 mile but act like it.
Place of dream homes for many in Detroit.
YES....IT IS Considered WEST side by ALL EAST SIDERS...sorry
The other end of the lodge freeway.Only about 19 miles from Downtown Detroit.
Those from Farmington Hills can not stand those from Farmington. and vice a versa.
Tamika: You from Farmington or sumethin?
Jessica: HELL NO....I am from Farmington Hills.
Tamika: You from Farmington or sumethin?
Jessica: HELL NO....I am from Farmington Hills.
by YES IT IS ME February 3, 2007
NOT to be MISTAKEN with FARMINGTON, MI. Farmington Hills is a city in the lower Oakland twp. 100% rich suburbia. Hometown of Harrison High School, and North Farmington High School. Mostly consists of RICH Jews, RICH Chaldeans and White Kids.
Majority of the kids have not been past 12 mile but act like it.
Place of dream homes for many in Detroit.
YES....IT IS Considered WEST side by ALL EAST SIDERS...sorry
The other end of the lodge freeway.Only about 19 miles from Downtown Detroit.
Those from Farmington Hills can not stand those from Farmington. and vice a versa.
Majority of the kids have not been past 12 mile but act like it.
Place of dream homes for many in Detroit.
YES....IT IS Considered WEST side by ALL EAST SIDERS...sorry
The other end of the lodge freeway.Only about 19 miles from Downtown Detroit.
Those from Farmington Hills can not stand those from Farmington. and vice a versa.
by CraZY biTcH! January 13, 2007
The school were outsiders think their smart but really their not a lot of shit has happened there and I would advise you not to there. They have weebs and people who make up lies to say they don’t go there.
Person 1: Do you go to Farmington STEAM Academy that school sucks
Person 2: no why would I go there it’s filled with people who are smart
Person 2: no why would I go there it’s filled with people who are smart
by sloppytoppy445 March 13, 2020
Farmington High School, located in Hartford County, Connecticut is known mainly for the obscenely wealthy population of stuck up assholes. Known to have one of the most absurd pep rally's in the entire country that received national coverage, it's ironically not uncommon for people to sit around all night doing nothing but hanging out with their family while watching a Disney film in their personal movie theaters. When rare social gathers do occur it often consists mainly of single-gendered groups playing BP together until the first person passes out and cries and needs to have their stomach pumped. One upside of Farmington is their highly regarded boys soccer team coached by the legend himself, Steve Waters. Cliques are quite common and your entire social status in high school may be determined by your first friend in kindergarten.
Farmington Breh 1: Yo dude did you pick up the lastest Air Max 90's?!
Farmington Breh 2: Yeah those are so hot dude but I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to get those new rims for my Mercedes because my mom's credit card is almost maxed out.
Farmington Breh 1: Aight dude, catch you at Farmington High School tomorrow.
Farmington Breh 2: Yeah those are so hot dude but I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to get those new rims for my Mercedes because my mom's credit card is almost maxed out.
Farmington Breh 1: Aight dude, catch you at Farmington High School tomorrow.
by JB Dinosaur November 14, 2009
A place where it is socially acceptable to fuck your relatives and have no teeth. As a matter of fact the town line sign says "Welcome to Farmington, please leave your teeth at the town line"
Farmington New Hampshire: Where the men are men, and sheep run scared
Neil "Gee Bob, I've been wanting to marry my sister for the last 4 years, wonder where I can go to do that"
Bob "Well Neil, I know it's perfectly fine to marry your relatives in Farmington New Hampsire but you may have a hard time understanding the preacher because none of them have teeth"
Neil "Gee Bob, I've been wanting to marry my sister for the last 4 years, wonder where I can go to do that"
Bob "Well Neil, I know it's perfectly fine to marry your relatives in Farmington New Hampsire but you may have a hard time understanding the preacher because none of them have teeth"
by Farmington Hater February 28, 2010