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Femur

A black woman, portmanteau of femoid and nigger
Person: look at that femur, she must love chicken
Fred: Person, that is really racist, you really shouldn't say that type of stuff
Person: shut the fuck up Fred nobody likes you and your marriage is falling apart

Fred: :(
by PeterFile1876 June 2, 2022
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-touches femur bone-

This term is used in a role play situation. Mostly used by furries the term, “touches femur bone” is used in a formal role play situation.
Bob: Howdy, you lookin darn tootin cute. Furry: -touches femur bone-
by stalebagel February 14, 2021
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1987 Bulbous Femur

The sexual act shitting on person 1’s face, then that person would inhale and burp. The burp would be collected in a jar and placed in the freezer. Then, person 2 would lick person 1’s dick, while person 1 is pissing. This would go on for an hour. After, person 1 would grab the frozen burp jar from the freezer, and throw up in the jar. They would also mix in raw eggs, sliced apples, and black olives. Person 1 would then pour the paste into person 2’s asshole. Once poured completely, person 2 would shove a dildo up their ass.
Ex: Yo dude wanna 1987 Bulbous Femur?
by the worst things ever done August 24, 2025
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femur fan

A person with a particular fascination with the muscles and flesh that surrounds the femur. These people would be referred to as thigh guys or girls.
“1. What do you like more, thighs or ass?” “2.Thighs” “1. Really?” “2.What can I say, I’m a femur fan”
by thethighguy06 June 6, 2024
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