edgenuity

hell disguised as a website for school.

you've never seen suffering until you've seen edgenuity

by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper June 30, 2020

engine guardian

A Person Whose forehead resembles that of an Engine Guardian off the Game Elder Scrolls. Someone whose speech consists of every racial slur in the game and writes long love letters to egirls.

Dang, look at Miami and his big ass engine guardian forehead over there.

by Vegetable69 February 15, 2018

Edgenuity

A summer school online program founded by a bullshit loser and used in many places where they actually want you to fail, like in kearny high school

"Can you believe it? I stayed up the entire night to finish my Edgenuity work and they made me fail the course!"

by Cosmo(CV) July 31, 2018

Eigenpun

When you make a pun by accident, and you don't realize until later, then it's an eigenpun.

(To a skinny guy):

Hey, you look pretty fine today... Oh snap! That was a total eigenpun!

by satirical.cynicist November 23, 2009

Engineer Eye

Your standards for female attractiveness are substantially lowered after attending Brooklyn Tech for a good period of time, mostly because of the sheer lack of attractive women in the entire building. Known as engineer eye because of the brooklyn tech mascot, the Engineer.

Dude who goes to Tech: Hey man, that girl's pretty cute, should we go talk to her?

Dude who doesn't go to tech: Yo that's a monkey spreading its ass cheeks, you totally have Engineer Eye

by antlerskettering October 10, 2009

Eigenpun

When you make a pun by accident, and you don't realise until after you say it.

My girlfriend was sick, so I said to her 'you're pretty hot' (referring to her temperature). It was only afterwards that I realised that what I said could be interpreted as referring to her physical beauty! What a great eigenpun...

by soniastar346 November 22, 2009

thomas the dank engine

An accurate representation of the chug life.

When Thomas the Dank Engine puts the clip in his AK he slays from far away, everybody hit the D.E.C.K.

by dankm7 December 5, 2015