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Elvis

Elvis is the best singer to ever live and was th kind
by Oofersboi January 20, 2018
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ELVIS

The king, jumpsuits, style icon

Brought blues to the masses then developed his own sound

Whether you admit it or not, all pop/rock musicians are disciples of elvis

Got fat and stupid at the end, and turned into a bumbling bafoon.

Died while having a dump and fell forwards, was found with his arse in the air, and a turd in the bowl.

At his best in the 68 comeback special.
"Hey, I Like Your Goblin Fancy Dress Outfit!!

"Thanks, It Is Rather Elvish"
by Prem Shah September 6, 2006
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Elvis

The world's LARGEST elf.
Elvis was FANTASTIC until about 1974. All of that 74-76 stuff should be burned! His movies seem really dumb, and yet, somehow, they are very entertaining. Like Bruce Lee movies.
by Pat & Kelly O'Brian August 11, 2006
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The Elvis

During rough sex you choke a girl with your left arm extended and your right arm is slightly bent while fingering her ass with a minimum of three fingers. When executing this move properly you should look like Elvis Presley doing one of his famous karate poses.
My buddy Kenny was feeling a bit frisky this weekend and pulled out "The Elvis" on an unsuspecting fuck buddy, needless to say she now calls him her hunk of burning love.
by HamDog Millionaire October 10, 2011
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An Elvis

An Elvis-when you strain so much to poo you almost give yourself a stroke.
I just had an Elvis.
by jimmyjp November 22, 2013
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The Elvis

When you dry hump your boyfriend by gyrating your hips until he cums in your hand. Then you use the cum to slick back his hair and say, “Thank you, thank you very much. You’ve been Elvised!”
Last night my girlfriend got me back for spidermanning her last week. She got me good withThe Elvis! Touché!
by veggie steak August 14, 2009
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elvis

code name for a boy's play thing.
Carly loves when Elvis gets excited.
by Casey Neal February 11, 2008
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