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Derailed

1. During the act of doggy-style vaginal intercourse, the male, while recovering from a thrust, pulls out too far and his penis "accidentally" inserts itself into the girls anus.

2. An arctic map in the video game "Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2."
1.

"The other night my girl moaned some other guys name, so I derailed her. See if she does that again..."

2.

"Last night I was having some fun, then got derailed"
"You pulled out too far and got mud on your junk?"
"Worse. I got that shitty snow map."
by FunkyPunkyJunky March 20, 2010
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am i being detained

"Am I being detained" is a phrase most commonly used by stupid liberals who think they're above authority and the law and would rather use corrupt logic instead of common sense.
Officer: Please don't do that or I will have to arrest you.
Subject: AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? WHATS YOUR NAME AND BUDGE NUMBER???
by chogiboi September 10, 2019
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Derailed

A women losing her virginity in a very rough, hard manor.
Guy 1:Dude, I totally just derailed this one chick!
Guy 2: Me too!
by Wendy (bob's girlfriend) January 22, 2009
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derailed

to fuck the shit out of somebody, then never talk to them again despite seeing them around a lot. Usualy occurs between upper and lower classmen in high school and college.
bro 1: jon derailed that chick at that party
bro 2: I know, shed in two of his classes to
Bro 1: awesome
by jon Appleseed August 25, 2008
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