cork 

another name for a retard, short for Corky Thatcher (balding firecrotch down syndrome kid from Life Goes On)

1) Damn, look at that cork over there, there's drool all over him! 2) Dude, you're acting like a cork.

cork by Your Daddy October 28, 2003

cork 

A specific type of lockable dildo which a he-female dominatrix places in the anus of her slutboy to accentuate his feminization. Usually the obedient fully dressed ladyboy wears the cork when his Mistress and him are walking and acting in public. He must smile, interact, and obey as if his slit-ass was not completely jammed by his mistress' power. The proper use of a cork makes for a major enhancement of the understanding by boys and men of the social, psychological, and physical constraints of old-fashioned womanhood.

The slutboy (on a high pitch tone): When I sit, I strongly feel the cork.

The mistress: Sit pretty then, cross your legs tight, and serve me some tea.

cork by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

Cork 

a complete idiot who knows nothing about what he/she is talking about.

"He was a huge cork today"

Cork by The distracted Runner October 22, 2006

cork 

sticking one of your fingers (or many) up a persons butthole through their clothing (thumb is also and option) while yelling cork at the top of your lungs

*stick finger up butt and....* CORK!!

cork by Lauryn July 10, 2003

cork 

what you must insert to keep the hamster from escaping your ass.

He's in, now cork it before he gets out!

cork by Mike Oxhard July 13, 2006

cork 

A person who doesn't pay back his/her debts.

You gave that cork 2G? That scrilla's gone!

cork by EV October 24, 2002

cork 

A person of such unbelievable, super-human GIRTH that they can single-handedly block your way – typically in a shopping environment.

I can't get through this isle cause of the cork.

Look at that cork. How am I suppose to get around that?

cork by Shvelle November 29, 2007