coolioishessness

The ultimate of all coolness. The ZEN of coolness.

Strong Bad is coolioishessness!

by Crysonna April 21, 2004

coolnessism

coolnessism is a disease someone who is uncontrollably cool has.

his coolnessism makes him the coolest kid in school even thou there is a cornucopia of students attending

by bpob December 14, 2008

cooliosis

a disease so cool it is also a way to define a person

Dave - hey you mummo is a cool dood

John - cooliosis

Dave - geez man thats so cool and ya mum at the same time...

by Cooliosis June 8, 2018

Cooliosis

An amazing word invented by a very intelligent person; used to describe anything of relevance that is approved by the person speaking

Harvard supervisor: So why do you believe you are qualified to attend the university?
Student applying: I don't really know anything except this school is pretty cooliosis.
Harvard supervisor: Your accepted...this might just be our best student!

by that_one_wierdo_78 April 11, 2020

cooliosis

The process of reproducing coolness. It is like mitosis, but with coolness.

However, it is meant as a response to a situation one deems worthy of more than a simple cool The "cool" is designed to be spread through others, and "cooliosis" shows that it is meant to be enjoyed by all.

Drug Dealer 1: Hey did we make any money?
Drug Dealer 2: Yeah, 2 grand
Drug Dealer 1: Cooliosis.

by atlpride November 9, 2012

cooliosis

combination of coolio, sis, and scoliosis
used as an affirmative response and adjective describing something cool

that was pretty cooliosis, my dude

by weaasella January 5, 2021

coolyosis

The disease of of being to cool and there is no cure unless your lameiosis. The better version of your horrifying dream Being to lame 🫢 flabbergasted 😮*

Sydney Tattled on Haley that was totally lameiosis that she cheated on the spelling B
Cass came to the rescue and said she was just looking at her number 2 pencil it had a bug on it.
That was totally coolyosis of cass. She a rad person

by The coolyosis person ever August 14, 2022