cookiemafia

best damn organization in the world who will kick your ass in a heart beat like a family

man i dont want to mess with the cookiemafia i will get murdered

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i wish i was in the cookiemafia -sob-

by Godcookie December 18, 2007

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Cookieman 7

A person who always offer's to suck your dick and the second you start cumming in their mouths, they always seemingly ACCIDENTALLY, bite your dick

Old boy is a Rotten Cookieman 7. He is such a mean, disgusting Cookieman 7

by Pud peckerwood August 6, 2022

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A silly n goofy person that uses its magical cookie powers to gift cookies to those who have been good all year, like Santa but worse

Wow is that cookiemagic?
Aw they're so silly look at them hopping around chucking cookies at everyone's foreheads

by Gremgremlol May 11, 2023

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Salad crawdad: “do you hear that? it’s like a rumbling sound.”
Big mac girl: “oh yeah that’s the sound of bushgirl cootieman’s big dick energy”

by big mac girl October 6, 2018

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