Chris browned

The act of assaulting your partner leaving either contusions, bite marks, or bruises.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear that Dani and Jake broke up?

Person 2: What? Who broke up with who?

Person 1: She did it. He totally Chris browned her.

by lululololililelelala February 11, 2009

chris brown

when a guy beats up his girlfriend. named after the young R&B singer Chris Brown who beat up his girlfriend at the time, fellow recording artsit Rihanna.

That nigga just went Chris Brown on that bitch!

Shit, he's pullin' a Chris Brown!

I'll go Chris Brown on your ass, bitch!

by defin!ng the world August 03, 2009

chris brown

(v) To smack a bitch up for various reasons.

Did you see Lindsey? Her boyfriend totally chris browned her.

by mitchell_h February 21, 2009

chris brown

(verb) to beat someone

I'm gonna chris brown you.

by strowbs March 09, 2009

Chris Brown

(verb)The act of violently beating something/someone mercilessly, usually someone who is defenseless. To fully achieve the Chris Brown, one must leave bite marks and leave the victim completeley helpless. Resembles raccoon attack but not quite.

Alexa; I'ma Chris Brown your greasy ass.

Cora; Bitch, I'll get a raccoon on yours.

by hairobsessed March 25, 2009

Chris Brown

Domestic violence caused by a very popular male.

Man #1: Why did Molly call the police on Jimmy?
Man # 2: Cause he just did a Chris Brown and molly-whopped her ass.

by 4real2 March 05, 2009

Chris Brown

To beat a woman up. Using various methods is allowed. Slapping, Hitting, Biting, and Punching.

I'm about to go Chris Brown on her face if she doesn't start listening to me.

by Chris Browns Hand February 21, 2009