a very very short,ugly,fat,and lazy mexican that has a lil penis with giant girl boobs and has doggy nuts and will probly end up with a guy becuz he is so ugly his own mother doesn't like to look at him.he also looks like the grinch.
by david tovar September 16, 2010
a 10 foot 12 inch tall, 824 pound behemoth who enjoys kicking babies off bridges and yelling out random racial slurs and poking girls where no girls should be poked
matt campos is: george clooney, brad pitt, christian bale, orlando bloom, josh hartnett, wolverine all rolled into one in the body of john goodman
by mathias hornblower April 24, 2009
1) n. A bowl of weed offered as a match that is either of poor quality or of insufficient amount.
2) n. A shitty bowl of weed.
2) n. A shitty bowl of weed.
1)I smoked this guy a bowl, and he tried to match me with a fucking Campos bowl.
2) Sorry for loading a Campos bowl guys, it's the last of my weed.
2) Sorry for loading a Campos bowl guys, it's the last of my weed.
by Alex Campos December 2, 2007
One does not simply walk into Campo Road. Its black Roads are guarded by more than just hoo-kers . There is evil there that does not sleep. The great shark is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with trash, bums, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten-thousand men could you do this. It is folly.
by Pandashout1 December 14, 2011
by ....... February 18, 2005
A very short asian girl who is short tempered. she doesn’t like to be bothered and gets mad over the simplest things. for example, say you bother her, she will ignore for 3 days for no reason she rarely says sorry. her favorite phrase is “ESTOPP” or “you know what.” she laughs at everything for no reason and will always give you a middle finger for no reason. don’t be a lizbeth campos
by bruh123442193 March 16, 2020
Super sexy actress in HBO's hit television show Taboo Central. Known also as a fitness training guru with the help of her dieting plans which do not include ranch dressing covered pizza and french fries. Also called by Little Miss Hackensack, the beautiful Jamie is famous catch phrases, "thats dumb" and "stop calling me a snatch-face!"
you should have seen the way the sun reflected off of the ocean through the mountains peaks, it was so jamie campo.
by Lispy Bionics April 16, 2008