Boston Red Sox

Second-best team that money can buy. Second-highest payroll in MLB. A supplier of top players to the Mets and Yankees. Has a fanbase whose idea of celebrating victory in the ALCS is to riot.

SHIT! The Red Sox beat the Yankees again. Better go to Grandma's house to make sure that no one's burning it down!

by AflacJack May 22, 2005

Boston Red Sox

see Masshole,team or group of fans highly associated with the act of choking or being total losers.

Joe..see that mouthy loser Boston Red Sox fan over there?He's a real Masshole!

by oklahoma April 13, 2008

Boston Red Sox

Since people will be butthurt and will dislike this - I won’t be doin’ much more than this: The worst team in baseball who constantly get crushed in the regular season.

Person 1: Go Boston Red Sox!
Person 2: Oh, you mean those idiots?

by suite pee November 19, 2021

Boston Red Sox Massacre

When the Boston Red Sox get completely demolished by the New York Yankees.

Did you see the Boston Red Sox Massacre last night?

by SaquonBeckhamJrsFan October 29, 2018