Birthday cake

When you cum on somebody’s face, then spit on them and finish it off with a bitch slap.

Gave that bitch a birthday cake, bitches love birthday cakes.

by eggowaffle February 18, 2019

Birthday Cake

The act of inserting a carrot rectally in a sideways fashion

My ass was sore from the birthday cake my girlfriend gave me.

by Durty Sanchez August 17, 2003

the birthday cake

When you make a cake and rub the left over frosting on your girl's tits, then titty fuck her. Then she sucks the frosting off your dick like she is blowing out the candle.

On my birthday, after my party. My girl took me to the bedroom and we did the birthday cake.

by sockmonkey 379 April 11, 2013

birthday cake

adj.
a guy being mean to a girl
an asshole

justin!
you're being such a birthday cake

by chum August 18, 2007

birthday cake biplane

One is said to be "riding the birthday cake biplane" when he or she is extremely high on cannabis.

Steve, are you riding the birthday cake biplane again?

by yagotbutts December 08, 2011

Birthday Cake Topper

When a bunch of drunk lesbians get together at a BBQ and one lesbian proceeds to put birthday cake on the birthday girls nipples and another lesbian licks the birthday cake off while all the other lesbians are on lookers.

One lesbian put the "birthday cake topper" on the birthday girls nipples while the Govna licked it off with an amused and cheering all lesbian audience.

by Slutty McGruddy July 10, 2010

Birthday Cake Bitch

Someone who makes a birthday cake and then thinks they can act like a bitch to the person whose birthday it is and get away with it because they made said cake.

"Why you telling me I shouldn't be horrible? I made you a damn birthday cake",

"You're a real Birthday Cake Bitch"

by BirthdayCakeWitness August 17, 2011