The Beef dip

When a girl has really long vagina lips croutches over her man and dips it in his mouth while he's sleeping.

Man #1 : dude I woke up to the most disgusting thing ever last night... Breanne decided to wake me up by hanging her pussy lips in my mouth and for some reason they were very long...

Man #2 bro you got The Beef dip last night (points and laughs) hahaha that's so fucking funny.

by ANAL Bible thumping December 27, 2021

beef dagger

n. A tool used to draw the beef curtains; a smaller but meatier pork sword; a dangerous stabbing weapon most effective when targetting the rusty sheriff's badge or when thrown into salmon canyon; the giggle stick.

Man: Hey honey, what say we uncork a bottle of Chardonnay, snuggle up and watch The Notebook together?
Wife: Oh, how romantic!!!
Man: Actually, scrap that idea - how about you bend over and I'll thrust a beef dagger into your treacherous brown eye.
Wife: Oh no, not again!
Man: Spread 'em, bumslut!

by Terry Deary August 29, 2006

Beef Dripping

When a woman is so aroused that her vaginal juices drip on the floor.

Steve: Mate, Debbie is wet as fuck.

Dave: Yeah mate, beef dripping.

Steve: Get out the mop mate.

by davecrokeisafuckingcunt January 3, 2010

beef drapes

The excess labial skin around a female's vagina, often created by repetitive insertion of penises, namely large ones. "Beef" refers to the often brown hue of drapey labia majora. An argument can also be made for the "nature vs, nurture" of beef drapes, as some women are born with a relatively "beefy vag". However, the most beefy vaginal drapes are most often the product of both birth and repetitive pounding.

Last night I was about to go down on this girl, when I realized she had massive beef drapes sprouting from her cunt. Honestly, I almost threw some some Arby's sauce on that bitch, she had a fucking Big Montana surrounding her vag piece.

by bossross December 9, 2008

Beef Date

A Beefdate is a birthday in which you are given the "meat" in other words: Losing your virginity!

Girl: Can my birthday be a beef date?
Guy: Sure babe!

by /Pie God\ August 16, 2017

beef dart

another name for a penis

i stuck that girl in the butt with my beef dart.

by kamron January 19, 2004

beef doughnut

A woman's vagina. If you're from Canada you would spell it beef donut... you can try dunking a beef doughnut, but the owner of the beef doughnut may get mad.

Billy walks in on his naked mother in the shower...
Billy points at his others mid section..

Billy - "Mom what's that?"
Mom - "Uhmm, that's where your father hit me with an ax."
Billy = "Nice shot, got you right in the beef doughnut".

by Vicar204 April 17, 2008