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Captain Baseball Bat Boy

A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
CBBB killed a horde of zombies singlehandedly.
by PeaTearGriffin March 26, 2005
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baseball boys

probably the hottest guys you will ever meet.
damn those baseball boys are hot.
baseball boys are always the move.
by @evapappano March 12, 2019
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baseball boys

hottest boys out there... when you get one, keep him
by rebecca sneac June 29, 2019
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baseball boys

boys who play baseball. they're the hottest guys who you can ever meet but sadly the sex doesnt last too long with them. if you find one, keep one
by averygayman May 14, 2021
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baseball boys

The earths core isn’t as hot as baseball boys. that’s it.
“DAMN BASEBALL BOYS THROW ME LIKE YOU THROW THAT BALL”
by your dads left nut July 19, 2022
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