backwoods bhandari

A nickname alli bhandari (a fictional charcter on degrassi) is given on a school camping trip when people start rumors about her.

Jonny:hi backwoods bhandari

by degrassiluver5 July 3, 2009

Backwoods Swampwater

When you take a lip of chew and mix it with half a bottle of Jim Beam.

Friend: You got some chew?
Me: Why, you trying to pull a Backwoods Swampwater

by r/bigchungus October 7, 2020

Backwoods squaller honkey

A tall white man from the sticks that chews longcut dip and has a broke down truck in the front yard and diddles his step sister.

"That beau dean sho ams a backwoods squaller honkey"

by Bigdaddylongthangs93 January 5, 2020

Backwoods Barbie

A girl from the south. She rides quads, goes muddin, and she ain't afraid to get dirty. She looks good in daisy dukes and boots. She hunts and loves to fish. She will skin her own deer and can bait her own hook. She is a bad bitch. Don't make her mad cause that accent will get thicker.

Then..

She can wear six inch heels. Likes pink. She can do her hair and makeup like a super model. She is classy and elegant. And you'd never think she was cow tippin last night.

Guy: "That girl is the best of both worlds"

Guy#2: "She's a backwoods Barbie, for sure."

backwoods Barbie

by backwoodsbarbiee July 23, 2013

backwoods gobbler

Getting a blow job while hunting

I got a backwoods gobbler from kaylee yesterday

by grady17 December 22, 2016

Backwoods Bidet

When an individual has run out of toilet paper while camping and a good samaritan pisses on their asshole to clean it.

"Bro! Out of TP over here!"
"How about I give you a backwoods bidet bro?"
"Thanks bro!"

by LouisianaLightninBolt September 11, 2019

Backwoods redneck

A redneck who lives in the back of the woods with all the rednecks and imbreds. You can find them in ga and all of them love the goriga bull dogs

Wow that chick in our science class must be a backwoods redneck.

Ewww that horse face girl looks like a backwoods redneck.

by Baparksfrommhs March 17, 2010