barista

the name of CSMs famous eatery....with a variety of soups salads and toastim....and even pasta..

I am on break in ten......WHAT YOU SAY?! you wanna barista?
YALLA ! LETS GO

by aarojac July 5, 2004

Barista

When a man jerks off into a woman’s mouth (or on her face) and yells ‘cafe con leche!!!!’ as he spills his load.

Oh baby, the barista has your cafe con leche coming right NOW!!!!!!!!

by Showy August 1, 2023

Barista

A White Man who solely dates Black Women, and Inverse of Milkman

Did you see Connor was dating Ivy?

Yeah, he seems to be a barista. He was dating Jasmine a month ago

by Bernhard Baker May 4, 2025

Barista Bike

A Mobile Coffee Shop by Bicycle. Can Be 2, 3 ,4 wheeled but self propelled and serving coffee drinks. Preferably full espresso machine, usually run off of propane, that can do espresso drinks.

Next to the food truck there was a barista bike serving up hot coffee drinks at the fair today.

by CoffeeALLDAY May 16, 2016

barista crawl

Moving from coffee shop to coffee shop in an attempt to get homework done. When a coffee shop gets too boring, crowded, or hostile (kicks you out), it's time to move on to the next one.

L: Dude, the library is closed for Labor Day but I still have that huge paper due tomorrow that I haven't even started.

G: Yeah, I still have some work to do on my economics project too. Wanna go on a barista crawl?

L: I'm totally down with that. Let's go.

by triberocker July 3, 2009

barista bomb

When a barista throws a drink and slams a person into the ground

He's getting barista bombed!

by Jusitn86 July 1, 2017

Barista dickpeepsta

A young male who buttons too button on shirt, wears weird glass and changes under a towel tent at the gym; looks like a barista but stares at boomer dicks as they swing by.

That weird dude w bed head that hit his head on the locker as he tried to change was staring at our dicks. He’s a barista dickpeepsta

by Davedale August 27, 2019