Auto Aquatic Trombone

Masturbating while using a Japanese toilet water spray to full blast pointing into your sphincter.
Kevin told Darren about his Tokyo trip including the highlight of trying out an Auto Aquatic Trombone at the airport toilets.
by Gooseman77 March 31, 2016
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Sub-aquatic blowjob

The act of fellatio, underwater.

E.g. In a bath, pool, the sea...
Molly held her breath as she submerged her head underwater to give Rob the best sub-aquatic blowjob of his life
by Little lion man January 26, 2013
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Aquatic turtle

To shit in your partners mouth after vigourously teabagging them. it is said to be a rare occourance among youur average couple.
hey bro i was on ST(small talk VLN) and -JasoN- told me that i should put my jewlies in my girls mouth and then shit in her mouth...it was awsome, she ate that shit like a pro. He called it an aquatic turtle.
by -JasoN- September 17, 2007
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Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia is the art of when a Gay man strips into the nude, jumps into a tank of rotting dead gay fish, and starts having sexual intercourse with as many as of them as he (or the Audience) can stand. Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia tends to happen on three day weekends and spring break sessions.
dude. . . . did you check out that link i gave sent you? there was some pretty rad Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia on that site, even with some swordfish involved. . . dude. . . what time is 4:20 break?
by the Mind Messer-upper October 29, 2008
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Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia is the art of when a Gay man strips into the nude, jumps into a tank of rotting dead gay fish, and starts having sexual intercourse with as many as of them as he (or the Audience) can stand. Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia tends to happen on three day weekends and spring break sessions.
dude. . . . did you check out that link i gave sent you? there was some pretty rad Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia on that site, even with some swordfish involved. . . dude. . . what time is 4:20 break
by the other brain November 4, 2008
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aquatic ape

The homo sapiens that thrive in riparian environments and may birth your children in warm water. Basically a mermaid monkey or a selkie.
Devan: babies can swim instinctually and hold their breath when born in water?

Saoirse: well yes, maybe we are all evolved aquatic apes.
by Birth monkey April 2, 2023
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