The kind of guy who can escape from any tricky situation. We would like to call him Michael Scofield but it doesn't match with his appearance. However he likes to fight especially when he is drunk as an uncle in a wedding. With his large ears he can counter each moves and that makes him special.
I wish I had Alexandre ears. It would help me to fight back and fly away
by i2g3z June 6, 2017
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tends to have an amazingly ugly qtip figure, usually with a crop of pube like hairs on his head. he probably thinks he got style but really he looks like a candy striper and probably wears trashy hoodies. pretentious as fuck. thinks hes hot but he's not. undoubtedly gay but at the same time all he would post on his blog would be tits - clearly a beard. basically a pussy overall.
"hey have you talked to that guy Alexandre?"
" ew no of course not hes pretentious as fuck"
by carrots78910 May 2, 2013
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A guy who smells bad, always gets screamed at by dad and who is bad at rainbow 6 seige. He has no talents whatsoever
Alexandre!!! Va nourrir tes cochons!!!!
by AdamRicker3506 October 4, 2019
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Alexandre is a dumb boy who plays Roblox all the time. He doesn't have any friends or exs. Everyone writes his name wrong.
Omg Alexandre doesnt have any friends hes so dumb.
by That idiot09090909 May 8, 2020
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A pretty smart kid that always does something that angers the teachers.
Alexandr wasn't quite on the same track as the teacher.
by BrovGamer May 14, 2019
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a guy with no friends who reads books about dragon porn and likes men come to think of it alexandre isnt actually a guy just a wierd faggot with a tic tac of a dick. a weirdo not cool enough for a nickname
you are as retarded as alexandre
by yubisalure October 7, 2009
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