You: I expect $50 by the end of the day.
Them: 50 bucks?!
You: It’s November 5th National Tall Person Day.
Them: 50 bucks?!
You: It’s November 5th National Tall Person Day.
by Thatvalorantdude August 23, 2022
Get the November 5thmug. Tackle someone named noah day this is a day were you can tackle all your friends that are called noah
by The big boi69696966969 November 4, 2019
Get the November 5thmug. by 🤣🤣✈️✈️✌🏾 November 4, 2019
Get the November 5thmug. by gamer girl official November 4, 2019
Get the November 5thmug. Today is the day you kiss your gf\bf!
by Memes2020 November 4, 2019
Get the November 5thmug. International Taser and Stab your short friend day.
This is a day where you must taser and stab a short friend whilst they are off their guard.
You must continue this treatment until they suffer from a stroke or experiences cardiac arrest and is currently flopping on the ground in vain like a fish brought out of the water. It is not only until their heart cease to beat, that you shall stop.
Side Effects: Their skin color may go from normal, to red, and then to a lifeless pale. Don't worry about this transition as it is a part of this celebration.
This is a day where you must taser and stab a short friend whilst they are off their guard.
You must continue this treatment until they suffer from a stroke or experiences cardiac arrest and is currently flopping on the ground in vain like a fish brought out of the water. It is not only until their heart cease to beat, that you shall stop.
Side Effects: Their skin color may go from normal, to red, and then to a lifeless pale. Don't worry about this transition as it is a part of this celebration.
Culprit: Yo do you know what today is?
Short Friend: Uhh, Tuesday?
Culprit: No dumbass! Its November 5th! You know what, I'll just show you.
Short Friend: Wait! What do you mea-
Culprit: *Tackles short friend mercilessly to the ground to taser and stab them until white foam emerge from their mouth as they writhe on the cold floor for oxygen*
Short Friend: OUGH! *Shits, pisses, and dies*
Culprit: *Asserts dominance by fossilizing friend for gasoline cause the prices are so damn high*
Short Friend: Uhh, Tuesday?
Culprit: No dumbass! Its November 5th! You know what, I'll just show you.
Short Friend: Wait! What do you mea-
Culprit: *Tackles short friend mercilessly to the ground to taser and stab them until white foam emerge from their mouth as they writhe on the cold floor for oxygen*
Short Friend: OUGH! *Shits, pisses, and dies*
Culprit: *Asserts dominance by fossilizing friend for gasoline cause the prices are so damn high*
by Minecraft Master November 4, 2019
Get the November 5thmug. National ask your crush out day. Don't be stoopid and overthink it, chances are they feel the same way :)
by Silly goose November 4, 2021
Get the November 5thmug.