If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano 

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up

"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"

If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano by Davifayanbule April 3, 2016

Playing the Piano 

1. To take certain drugs. (YT: Emelody - Piano)
White keys - Cocaine (Coke)
Black keys - Heroin (Buj)

2. To finger a girl real fast like a pianist.

3. To finger two girls simultaneously which look like someone's playing the piano.

1. I was in the traphouse playing the piano
2. Last night, I played the piano like a boss.

Playing the Piano by DefinitionsThroughExperience May 20, 2019

play the piano 

pleasure yourself

Sammy loves to play the piano to bbd's all day and night

play the piano by YEGIRLLLL July 23, 2011

Playing the piano 

To scratch your nuts like your playing the piano

To scratch your nuts like your playing the piano

Playing the piano by Daddy wit the fatty February 26, 2020

dance on the piano 

When a proctologist shows too much enjoyment in his work. Usually with multiple fingers as if playing the piano. The "high g" is usually the most menacing.

When I turned 50 I knew I would have to see the Dr. But I didn't expect him to "Dance on the piano".

dance on the piano by BenDreadful March 29, 2015

Milk is playing the piano

A thing you might accidentally say instead of saying someone is playing the piano

Person 1: milk is playing the piano.
Person 2: do you mean your dog?

Milk is playing the piano by potvaliant cloud June 21, 2024

The HSPVA piano department 

I mean, it's kind of self explanatory. The HSPVA piano department is a branch of the instrumental department at Kinder HSPVA, located in Houston Texas. they literally do one thing and one thing only, play piano.

"Hey dude, I got a friend in The HSPVA piano department. They might be able to play Rush E"

The HSPVA piano department by Styx, like the river December 14, 2021