When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap August 8, 2016
Get the one eyed, one legged piratemug. by Oddverse March 24, 2025
Get the A Cow With Two Legsmug. by banananannanan1 May 23, 2021
Get the humanoid-anti-legs-pee.mug. Anthony was fed up from people shitting in the stall next to him so he made some shitter legs to place in the stall next to him to make it appear it was being used.
by Snipplehead January 12, 2025
Get the Shitter legsmug. terrible insult, if you use this you will make everyone within a 1000 mile radius begin breaking down crying
by toilet struggler September 2, 2021
Get the dog leg humpermug. by Clawcracker May 13, 2016
Get the lobster legsmug. Hob leg, verb. To hob leg someone or something is to reduce its effectiveness or capability in some way.
by dingleboom December 9, 2021
Get the hob legmug.