where's the beef

granny: where's the beef

Dylan: stfu granny
by thatlilbish January 29, 2021
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Ashley's Roast Beef

A nasty, brown, huge-lipped pussy that looks like the lunch meat covered in hair and vaginal warts surrounded by herpes and filled with STDs.
I was so disgusted when she sent me a picture of Ashley's Roast Beef!
by ZapataPotPieRecipes69 September 2, 2015
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beef about

complain about
Don't beef about Karen. He is always beefing about his working conditions.
by joy1203 October 25, 2018
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Rock the Beef

When a GF or wife requires their man to stick both their thumbs up their own butt, jump up and down, and 'hee-haw' like a donkey in exchange for permission to have a night out with the guys. "Rocking the Beef" is believed to have originated when George Washington wanted to go meet the guys, eat wings and sign the constitution, but Martha wanted him to stay home and watch "This Is Us" on NBC. For the sake of national freedom George agreed to "Rock the Beef".
"FRIEND 1: Did MJ confirm with you that we're getting wings tonight? He didn't answer my text. FRIEND 2: He said he was free, but he may have to Rock the Beef first"
by KokomoBro May 19, 2018
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Beef Magnet

an absolute dickhead who feels the need to be involved in every argument
Person 1: “i can’t believe they’re arguing again”
Person 2: “Let’s go see what’s happening
Person 1: “Let’s not get involved, stop being such a beef magnet
by beefmagnetsaredickheads December 12, 2018
mugGet the Beef Magnetmug.

beef-porkies

Favorite snack of Tommy Casswell, second to cheese-queefies.
"I like, no, LOVE beef-porkies so much I decided to post it on Rohans wall, from his own account, I know crazy right!"

"These cheese-queefies aren't half as good as those beef-porkies I tells ya"
by someteameight? December 15, 2009
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Quivering Beef Curtains

When a woman's vagina looks like an open face roast beef sandwich having a seizure while she is twerking.
Did you see Shafawnduh out on the dance floor twerking? All I could focus on was her quivering beef curtains!! Gross.
by Supafly&JiggaBoo April 23, 2017
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