fake

someone who doesnt @ a person or is not friends with them and goes and talks abou them.

wow, shes so fake. she said we werent friends i get that but she still talked about me.

by angall November 19, 2018

Fake Urk

An urk is a mystical and extremely rare drug and is often synthetically produced but sold as if it were the real deal. Taking a Fake Urk believed to have drug-like effects—can trigger placebo-driven neurochemical responses, leading to perceived intoxication, cognitive distortions, and psychosomatic symptoms. Expectancy effects engage dopaminergic and serotonergic pathways, creating sensations of euphoria, dizziness, or relaxation despite the absence of active compounds. Repeated exposure may reinforce pseudo-dependency, demonstrating the brain’s power to generate subjective drug effects purely through belief.

After taking what he thought was a powerful hallucinogen, Mark stared at the blank wall for an hour, convinced he was seeing patterns—only to later realize he had fallen victim to Fake Urk.

by The real pahooga February 25, 2025

Fake Frape

When a person uses their own facebook to attack another individuals page but blame it on some one else "Fake Frape"

Comment 1 "You are really ugly"

Comment 2 " Sorry that was a frape by *****"

Fake Frape: Posting on someones wall using your own accoutn pretending to have been fraped by another person

by Damo Aye November 27, 2011

A guy singing in a fake English accent!

What someone who hates Green Day says/thinks when they hear Green Day

Guy who likes Green Day “Do you even know who this is?”

Guy who hates Green Day “A guy singing in a fake English accent!”

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 14, 2020

Hand Fake

Where you go to shake someones hand placing your hand out and right when they go to shake your hand you pull it back and pretend like your running your fingers thru your hair! lololololo

Yo Yo did you see me Hand Fake} that dude who fell for my trick I really got him lololololo

by roxbox007 February 5, 2020

Fake Application Friday

When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.

Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"

Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."

by Foo4Nirvana October 14, 2020

Fake thumb boner

When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger

Nicy has a fake thumb boner

by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019