spastic cunt

A spastic cunt is when someone is being a spas and a cunt at the same time

Anaya and Paris are the biggest spastic cunts ive ever seen

by Jizz Nuggets November 9, 2017

Blunt Cunt

A Usually Attractive but Exceedingly Dull Female who only wants to hang out when marijuana is being smoked.

Nah, lets burn this dutchie first bro. She is such a Blunt Cunt

by XMyPetRockX February 27, 2011

serving cunt

when they’re slaying

on 10 June tomorrow x together serving cunt in a way that defies the laws of gender

by hanashelf June 10, 2023

dopey cunt

Somebody who is habitually slow and stupid or so disorganized that he causes considerable inconvenience to others. Persons with this disability are invariably male, often adolescent, and never female.

He's just a dopey cunt. He thought Australia was near Germany and that 'Ireland' was spelt 'Island'.

The dopey cunt lost his passport so his parents were running around like headless chickens trying to find it before the flight left.

by Foreskin Warrior July 15, 2006

dizzy cunt

A human female with no sense of what is going on; possibly disoriented, or confused. Most likely she tries to charge you the past midnight fee on your foot long sub at local gas stations.

When at Sheetz it is commonplace to say,
"That dizzy cunt tried to charge me extra for my MTO!"

by the method frank February 5, 2004

cunt hung

A man unusually obsessed with girls; girl crazy.

Once again, Tom can't hang out tonight. He's so cunt hung, we'll never see him again.

by One dude. May 24, 2009

cunt-vendor

One who sells vaginas with little class or respect for their trade, either directly, as in a barefoot streetworker, or indirectly, as in a hairy-palmed pimp or the thick-tongued proprietor of a sex shop.

i asked if she had a condom and the cunt-vendor just laughed.

my father always told me, go to school or you'll end up a lonely online cunt-vendor.

by TOMMY YIKES December 27, 2010