Ur Mom

Carter: Hi man, what did you do today?
Man: I made a list.

Carter: Whats on the list?
Man: Ur Mom

Ur mom

by Deffonitons February 3, 2022

Ur mom

“Ur mom” is a come back that you can’t come back from.

Person one:” imagine cheating on a test ” person two:”imagine ur mom cheating on your dad”

by Lol, ur grandma March 27, 2023

Ur Mom

Ur Mom/Mum Being A Pain In The Mother Fucking Asshole.

Your Mom Is Now Ur Mom

by Chugger poo poo June 8, 2022

ur mom

is a gay slag

"You're such a gay slag!"
"Your mom's a gay slag."

by urmomisreallygae May 19, 2022

fuck ur steak

have sex with the sexiest thickest girl EVER

go fuck ur steak dude she is horny
i will bro

by julifuckingjoybitches July 22, 2017

ur local bad boi

yeah you know that kid yeah? the wanna be gangsta with the cheap stunts (eg poppin up a bike tire, lighting a fire) then gettin caught and goes crying back to mommy

ey niam

yeah fam

wassup

nothin wanna pop a bike tire and lite sum fiyas?

nah blad stop being such a local bad boy

nah fam im ur local bad boi

by poggers? June 2, 2021

Ur local milf fucker

Ur local milf fucker also known as Ashe. This bitch hunts all the milfs and fucks the shit outta them.

Yo did you hear about 'Ur local milf fucker'?
Yea, they fucked my mom

by Taylor_trap June 27, 2021