Gender wars

Something so fucking ridiculous I think that we should just let global warming continue to happen so we can all roast to death. Why are people fighting over their fucking gender? As if you can fucking control that! These retards need to get a life and not base their opinions of the opposite gender of of BuzzFeed articles and Andrew Tate podcasts.

Some random fucktard: I participate in the gender wars!
Normal person: Kill yourself

by leo123456 December 9, 2023

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The 5 Sins Of War

The Sin of Foolery

The Sin of Death
The Sin of Chaos
The Sin of Love
The Sin of Crime

These are the 5 Sins of War

by 11.13 April 4, 2021

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bloody war paw

After fisting and your hand is covered with blood and you slap a women on her chest or stomach creating a native "red war paw" print.

Wow mom! Looks like dads sending into battle after that bloody war paw! Weird! Why are you naked at bfast anyway!

by Halfface January 16, 2016

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Department of War

Our nation's smartest and brightest officially changed the name of the Department of Defense (DOD) to 'Department of War' (DOW)

I'm loving how the Department of War is bringin' sexy back to the DOD!

by geeterguy September 7, 2025

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Plug Of War

Similar to the classic game of Tug Of War, only in this sense 2 people have a buttplug in there ass with a rope tied to both plugs. The 2 players would then clinch there butts tightly trying to keep there plug up there there butts. While trying to pull out the others plug.

Plug Of War is a contest in which two people pull at opposite ends of a rope tied to butt plugs until one pulls out the plug of the other player.

by ShortMaster56 May 24, 2022

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World War Alpha

When a Gen alpha kid goes rampage over the most dumb and hella stupid reason

non gen alpha person: Man I hate Gen aplha’s because they like that 3D animated web series Skibidi

toilet and it sucks a-

Gen alpha kid: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ?!

Non gen alpha: *nervous tone* Uhhh skibidi toilet sucks- I MEANT IS SUPER AWESOME

Gen alpha kid: *pulls out his loaded ARX-160*

Non Gen alpha person: OH CHRIST! This kid is going World War Alpha *gets immediately fired by lil bros ARX-160*

Gen alpha kid: What a Skibidi Rizzler *flips off the non Gen alpha person’s body*

by Daname_Ch4d June 6, 2024

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