Dirty Howie

When a man has sexual intercourse (vaginal, and/or anal) with a woman without ever kissing her or making out with her because she is so unattractive.

"I pulled a dirty howie last night with this ugly ass bitch that I picked up from the bar when I was blacked out."

Dirty Howie by Sergeant Scumbagg March 16, 2008

Dirty Conquistador

The goatee that forms on one's chin from eating out a stubbly vagina over a child's toilet with no water in it while the girl is having explosive diarrhea. The poop is black from drinking an entire bottle of Pepto and poo and gas are expelled so forcefully that they splash up onto the man's chin.

As the diarrhea fumes billowed up from betwixt his maiden's legs, he began to feel a dirty conquistador forming on his chin.

Dirty Conquistador by Melanoma April 4, 2010

Dirty Fuckin Animal 

The most disgusting creature to ever drag its ass across the surface of this earth.

That bitch is a dirty fuckin animal.

I shouldn't be talking you dirty fuckin animal

Kids like Sean Reid are dirty fuckin animals.

Dirty Fuckin Animal by Dylan Campbell June 1, 2013

dirty nic 

Using all 5 fingers to relieve constipation from a ladies asshole due to a massive semen load.

I gave her a dirty nic cause I blew a load in her that was unforgettable.

dirty nic by The bad santa (dirty eggrole) April 9, 2015

Dirty jennie 

Dirty Jennie is when a girl is so desired that the persons craving her has the most dirty thoughts about what they would do to her if giving the opportunity.

If i had a chance to fulfill my Dirty Jennies on her my life would be complete.

Dirty jennie by Luna Desire April 17, 2019

Dirty Fortnite

When you play Fortnite for so long that you ejaculate all over your monitor/screen and your mum comes in and licks it off.

Person 1: omg I played Fortnite for so long!
Person 2: did you do a dirty Fortnite?!

Dirty Fortnite by JizzoLizzo July 17, 2019

Dirty Kristen

When a sexy witch with a nice ass lures a man in to perform sex magick and then steals his wallet and anything worth of value once he falls asleep.

Belinda- Wow Kris Did you see how that piece of shit treated that girl?
Kris- Ya girl, I seen that! I’m gonna Dirty Kristen his bitch ass at 3.

Dirty Kristen by Kris Vee March 30, 2020