The act of grabbing two chodes on both sides of you and vigorously pounding up and down like donkey kong
by MrPenguin142 June 10, 2022
When you find some manky ass billy at the side of a park hidden in some bushes made out of a texta, a gatorade bottle and a bit of a coke can as a pc and you and your mate have nothing else to do so you have a few cones with some low grade bud.
9 times out of 10 doubles as a hospital trip if yous do it right
9 times out of 10 doubles as a hospital trip if yous do it right
you: OH SHIT MATE!! LOOK!! ITS A WONKEY DONKEY BILLY BONGEY!!!
ur mate: OH FUK YEAH!!! LETS USE IT!!!!
*5 hours later ur both dead*
ur mate: OH FUK YEAH!!! LETS USE IT!!!!
*5 hours later ur both dead*
by crueltycrevice February 04, 2023
by XO_bish September 23, 2015
"The absolute talk show" podcast coined the phrase, "Don't be a donkey" meaning "don't be a jackass.
by The absolute talk show podcast April 16, 2025
A donkey slash is when a male person whacks his reproductive organ over any part of a female. While the penis is covered in his own semen.
by Gman0371 April 15, 2017
The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch
My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??
Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.
Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.
by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024
🗣🗣🗣The act of having "dirty booty bandit" play in Dillon State Park @11:20am on May 20, 2001.. Where 2 arrests were made that faithful day and a certain game warden has PTSD from what he encountered that day
by "Lil Leg Day" December 04, 2023