Angus Long cock

A legendary man from cherbourg with a huge anaconda down his pants

Jeez is that a baby arm holding and apple are you just a Angus Long cock?

by Peter.file69 January 13, 2026

Long Wood University

Ah yes Long woo uni where you can go and spend too much money! The food suck the dorms are subpar the town though is very nice. I when to long wood but hell I say STAY FAR AWAY!!! THERES LIKE NOTHING TO DO! YOU EITHER PARTY OR JOIN A FRAT!

Oh hey man what school did you go to?
I used to go Long Wood University.
Oh where is that?
Middle of no where.

by MintFox91 January 22, 2026

Long-Duration Motion Machines

Long-Duration Motion Machines are hypothetical devices designed to operate for extremely long periods without external energy input, while still respecting known conservation laws and thermodynamics. Unlike perpetual motion machines, they do not claim infinite operation or energy creation. Instead, they rely on ultra-slow energy dissipation, delayed equilibration, environmental energy harvesting, or probabilistic and extraphysical mechanisms. The key distinction is that long-duration machines eventually stop, while perpetual motion machines violate physical laws by claiming endless motion or energy output. These machines are often discussed in theoretical engineering, speculative physics, and borderline scientific proposals.

Long-Duration Motion Machines — Example

A hypothetical machine uses ultra-low-friction components, cosmic background radiation harvesting, and delayed thermal equilibration to keep moving for millions of years. It never produces excess energy and slowly loses motion over astronomical timescales. Unlike a perpetual motion machine, it obeys thermodynamics but exploits environmental and probabilistic factors to extend operation far beyond conventional machines.

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026