jacob langley

The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.

Person: Dude, it’s Jacob Langley
Person 2: Omg he’s so annoying

by TimothyMcTimothy December 20, 2017

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Jacob

A name that makes it so you have a high likelihood of being bisexual. It's fated.

Person 1: hey did you know that guy over there is bisexual?

Person 2: of course he is, his name is Jacob

by Drooooopr Trooooopr June 9, 2025

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Jacob

he’s a daddy

“god Marissa theres Jacob”

by grannyinsyrance March 7, 2021

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jacob

A little bitch that has nice yams and loves guns..... Murcia fuck ya

my name is jacob and i got a new suppressor

by ilovemurica69 October 15, 2019

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jacob yanski

Of all God’s angels, he is the greatest. Must I say more?

Everyone loves “Jacob Yanski”

by Jyanski May 1, 2018

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Has an amazing and beautiful wife named Amber Monk!
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.

Jacob monk is an awesome chippa!

by Gatorgar December 21, 2016

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