Carpet Pizza

A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.

Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”

by Tannasgh May 7, 2018

pizza fugue

The heady, fuzzy, nearly unconscious state that one slips into after devouring pizza.

Tim: "Sam, what's wrong man? You look like you're about to faint."
Sam: "Nah man, I'm good. I ate a whole pizza, and now I am in a pizza fugue."

by tcbailey123 July 14, 2017

pizza stick

A pizza stick but also Something that u call someone to insult them

Person 1: I hate u, Pizza stick
Person 2: IDEK WHAT THAT MEANS

by Idk1243 June 15, 2019

Turtle Pizza

When you stick your dick in a pizza and feed it to a turtle.

Man, did you see Jeff do a Turtle Pizza last night!

by Sassy Steve July 13, 2022

Pizza

Much more discrete code-word for Cocaine, maintaining a low-profile when texting, etc.
1 slice = quarter gram

Person 1 - "Hey bro can I get some pizza?"

Person 2 -"I've got 6 slices left."
Person 1 - "I'll take 4"

by LostAdvertiser November 13, 2017

pizza

dino nugget hoe
mac and cheese bitch
dizzadizz
womp womp womp
SHHHH ITS NOT JACOB

thats pizza. my guy. dont mess with that mf hell drown yuh. have a nice day

by sockittodicklepickles October 25, 2020

Pulling a Mexican Pizza

When a retailer announces that they are going to discontinue a popular product, when it is merely a ploy to create a furor online for marketing purposes. (See: Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza)

Klondike says they’re gonna stop making the hugely popular Choco Taco, but I think they’re pulling a Mexican Pizza.

by btravis311 July 29, 2022