Ninja munchies

When you smoke weed and don’t feel like you have the munchies, but if you start eating, you can’t stop. Having munchies from smoking weed without realizing it. Not feeling like you have the munchies from smoking pot, but you do. (AKA silent munchies, hidden munchies.)
I smoked some super boof and got the ninja munchies. I wasn’t very hungry, so I poured myself a small bowl of potato chips. Before I knew it, I had finished off a large pizza, the whole bag of chips, a quart of ice cream
by RespectMyAuthoritay August 05, 2023
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sperm ninja

When you a guy is about to cum and they pull out and shoot in the girls eyes
Jameson-Dude Jenny was giving me head last night I had perfect timing right in her eye Tim-we got a regular sperm ninja here
by THE T!M February 27, 2015
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porch ninja

a ninja who is to lazy to get off the porch is a porch ninja
by a lazy ninja October 25, 2013
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Ninja Fucked

I ninja fucked that bitch last night thanks to some pills I slipped in her drink.
by Ninjaassfucked February 18, 2019
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Unicorn ninja

A female with the characteristics of a mythical unicorn meaning very rare of a find. And that of a ninja in the fact that if your not careful she will sneak up on you and get you to fall in love with her
Damn jewels is a unicorn ninja I fell in love with her hands down.
by Mtg187 July 10, 2022
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Loft Ninja

A "loft ninja" is a term used to describe an individual who engages in deceptive, dishonest, and unethical behavior, often involving lying, stealing, and cheating. Such a person should be regarded with skepticism and caution, as they are known to betray trust and exploit others for personal gain.
Be cautious when dealing with Mark; he's known as a "loft ninja" around here. He has a history of lying, stealing, and cheating to get ahead, so it's best not to trust him with important matters.
by Kile Doon August 13, 2023
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Fri Ninja

A sneaky person who will always steal your fries, you wont notice until it's to late.

Kyli : D
person 1: Dude what happened to your fries?

Person 2: KYLI????

person 3: You are officially a fri ninja! xD
by Kyli: FRI NINJA OF NINJIALITY! September 25, 2011
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