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Club Cracker

Usually a white Caucasian Male who looks attractive and underage. Similar to the term Jailbait.
Looks like we have plenty of club crackers in here tonight!
by Lucius Asura January 3, 2017
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Club Fed

A minimum security prison with living conditions more lax than other minimum security prisons. These may include such things as a golf course, a horse farm, or a bowling alley, and allowing prisoners their own lock and key for their more comfortable than usual "cells."
Families of the victims of a serial sex killer were outraged he was transferred to Club Fed, even though he provided prison officials with information about several other at large sex offenders.
by BlastFurnace August 1, 2025
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Clubbing

A lot like a bar crawl but slightly healthier. Unlike all the other forms of clubbing, the music is less ear shattering than a screaming baby seal, but may just be elevator music... Most all places lack a cover charge or a bouncer.
Friend: "Hey, Let's go clubbing!"
MC: "Cool, this time I'm gonna eat nothing but turkey and swiss!"
by illpala January 17, 2013
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Jon J Walter's Club

When you have 2 separate friends with benefits who both have a husband or wife. (In Reference to Jon Walter from 90 Day Fiancee: Before The 90 Days)
Mark: YOOOOOO! Guess who's officially part of the Jon J Walter's Club?!

Frank: Nice.
by rudy STANTZ May 15, 2020
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Wet Mile Club

Similar to the mile high club but requires having sex on a boat, yacht or jet ski
While I was on the cruise I fucked this lady and became a member of the wet mile club.
by Da facts 13 September 7, 2021
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Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.
by Windsore Relaxation April 21, 2022
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S Club 7

The type of music the director of a show makes you put in a show knowing fine well the song is dated and no one actually likes it. The only people who like S Club 7 are those who haven't moved past the early 2000s.
S Club 7 are ass
S Club 7 is the type of music my mom listens to
Did you hear that new S Club 7 song? Who the fuck are S Club 7?
by realtalk2001 June 28, 2021
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